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Monday, October 26, 2009

So – the inevitable has happened – zombies have attacked the world. You need to know how to survive and this is the list you need

Top 7 Zombie Survival tips 1. Pull your shit together! Zombie 1 Zombie 1 If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, firemen, and ambulance men will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for the police to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth. 2. Get armed Zombie 2 Zombie 2 You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash. 3. Get armored Zombie 3 Zombie 3 You must try to protect your body as much as you can, especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites. 4. Leave town Zombie 4 Zombie 4 If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise. 5. Gather supplies Zombie 5 Zombie 5 Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas – you will need it. And it won’t be hard to do it…if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting. 6. Barricade Zombie 6 Zombie 6 Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything (see number 5 for looting tips – Gas and Generator required). 7. Search for survivors Zombie 7 Zombie 7 After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie proof car. Just go to the town limits and honk. Ifzombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers! From Listverse - Contributor: Yaurt

5 comments:

  1. fake fake fake fake fake fake zombies are not real.

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  2. and that's why you wont survive the ZOMPOCALYPSE...

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  3. Exactly! Look how science has changed throughout time! People thought it was crazy when it was first said that the earth revolved around the sun!

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  4. people understand. zombies are no laughing matter, these tips are helpful, and thought very well. but thing is.... why not just do good. get an edcuation and become a police officer or fireman, then you got the gear to take on the zombies. and possibly stop an ZOMPOCALYPSE. -(youtube name) TheDarry666

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  5. actually there is a form of zombie in africa, voodoo men and woman mix powders and leaves from a certain plant and punish people for stealing and other crimes the tribe has. It puts the person in a zombie like state except i dont think they eat people but Im ready for the zompocalypse

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