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Monday, July 12, 2010

In the News: Trendy Fashion From Hollywood

Avatar Fan Has Surgery Beijing, A.P. In the ever-changing world of trendy high-fashion the remarkable popularity of the recent sci-fi film Avatar has spurred demand for plastic and orthopedic surgeons to alter and improve leg-structure by demanding young trend-setting women. These forward-thinking, wanna-be fast ladies wish to become like their avatar woman heroine from the film, with long tails, blue skin and legs bending the "wrong" way like cats legs (for speed). Xiao FangXiao Fang Avatar wanna-be, Wup Dee Do, after her first surgery. "Getting her tail to twitch will be the hardest part", said her Beijing doctor. "We are experimenting with a leopard's tail transplant and a magneto. We have high hopes for some pleasing early reactions here". "The blue ink will be tattooed into her skin at a later date", Dr. Chew Choo further elaborated.

3 comments:

  1. --- On Tue, 7/13/10, XXXXX wrote:

    Come on.....................truly? Who would do this? and why? are you sure this is "real"?
    if so, very very sad........................

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  2. Hook dangled....... dangled..... waiting.......waiting......

    HOOK SET and reeling in.

    AAAAAH.

    Delighted Dude

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