Applications of anthropometrics (Greek άνθρωπος, man, and μέτρον, measure, literally meaning "measurement of humans") to intelligence testing...

... species hygiene and survival. Just how stupid are we getting? In an age where The U.S. Department of Labor's counterproductive Occupational Safety and Health Administration is fostering uncontrolled breeding of intellectually inferior human specimens (see www.osha.gov, www.darwinawards.com) a serious attempt is proposed to identify these dimmest twits for purposes of establishing individual-specific O.S.H.A. safety regulation exemptions. A "head-measurer" tool designed for anthropological research. A chart from Bertillon's Identification anthropométrique (1893), demonstrating how to take measurements for his identification system.

There were eleven measurements:

1. Height
2. Stretch: Length of body from left shoulder to right middle when arm is raised
3. Bust: Length of torso from head to seat, taken when seated
4. Length of head: Crown to forehead
5. Width of head: Temple to temple
6. Length of right ear
7. Length of left foot
8. Length of left middle finger
9. Length of left cubit: Elbow to tip of middle finger
10. Width of cheeks

Anthropometry demonstrated in an exhibit from a 1921 eugenics conference. Beyond messy, ungainly eugenics-based gene pool hygiene steps, proactive measures are being considered to improve natural selection. Required couplings between selected intellectually superior senior male specimens and voluptuous, auricomous, tractable young females are clearly indicated. The "Why Wear A Dumb Hard Hat?" campaign is expected to be one of many effective tools aiding the elimination of gene pool polluters. Atypical brain of political leader (right) verses that of sampled senior members of government, all proponents of this proposal. World leaders selflessly agree to aid gene pool. Voluptuous, tractable young females are ready, willing and waiting... Tell tale brain activity in a fake orgasm. In cases where E. D. is a sensitive issue, a simple brain scan can spot whether a woman is faking an orgasm or not, a major fertility conference has heard.

Footnote: United Nations' world encompassing legislation is being drafted to outlaw female circumcision and fake orgasms by women. Researchers found that when a woman is faking, a part of the brain under conscious control lights up, while real orgasms occur subconsciously. It does not take a rocket surgeon to figure the selfless intent of male dominated cultures who embrace female circumcision as divine guidance...