- Dobbs: "If you're the police where are your air conditioners?"
- Gold Hat: "Air conditioners? We ain't got no air conditioners. We don't need no air conditioners! I don't have to show you any stinkin' air conditioners!"
- Dobbs: "If you're the police where are your badges?"
- Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SEATTLE WA 127 PM PDT FRI AUG 13 2010 ...A STRONG RIDGE OF HIGH PRESSURE COMBINED WITH OFFSHORE FLOW WILL PRODUCE HOT TEMPERATURES THIS WEEKEND THROUGH AT LEAST MONDAY... WAZ504-505-507>509-511-142300- /O.NEW.KSEW.HT.Y.0002.100814T1900Z-100817T0500Z/ SOUTHWEST INTERIOR-EAST PUGET SOUND LOWLANDS-EVERETT AND VICINITY- SEATTLE/BREMERTON AREA-TACOMA AREA-HOOD CANAL AREA- 127 PM PDT FRI AUG 13 2010 ...HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FOR THE GREATER PUGET SOUND REGION AND SOUTHWEST INTERIOR FROM NOON SATURDAY TO 10 PM PDT MONDAY... HIGH PRESSURE COMBINED WITH OFFSHORE FLOW WILL PRODUCE TEMPERATURES WELL ABOVE NORMAL THIS WEEKEND THROUGH EARLY NEXT WEEK. * TEMPERATURES: HIGH TEMPERATURES WILL RANGE FROM THE UPPER 80S TO THE MID 90S. NIGHTTIME TEMPERATURES WILL VARY MORE. THE WARMEST OVERNIGHT LOWS WILL BE IN THE 60S AND WILL OCCUR IN THE URBAN AREAS OF THE CENTRAL AND NORTH PUGET SOUND. IN ADDITION...EQUALLY WARM OVERNIGHT LOWS WILL OCCUR AWAY FROM THE WATER ON THE HILL TOPS AND RIDGE TOPS. * IMPACTS: THE ELDERLY...CHILDREN...AND PEOPLE WHO WORK OUTSIDE ARE ESPECIALLY VULNERABLE TO THE EFFECTS OF HEAT. IF PROPER PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN...HEAT EXHAUSTION OR HEAT STROKE ARE POSSIBLE. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS...STAY IN AN AIR-CONDITIONED ROOM AND CHECK UP ON RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS. * CHILDREN AND PETS SHOULD NEVER BE LEFT UNATTENDED IN VEHICLES UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...ESPECIALLY DURING WARM OR HOT WEATHER. CAR INTERIORS CAN REACH LETHAL TEMPERATURES IN A MATTER OF MINUTES. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A HEAT ADVISORY MEANS THAT A PERIOD OF HOT TEMPERATURES IS EXPECTED. THIS WEATHER PATTERN IS CREATING A SITUATION IN WHICH HEAT ILLNESSES ARE POSSIBLE. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS...STAY IN AN AIR- CONDITIONED ROOM...STAY OUT OF THE SUN...AND CHECK UP ON RELATIVES AND NEIGHBORS. It is sooo beautiful here by South Lake Union. ---------------------------
NWS Phoenix, AZ Point Forecast: Phoenix AZ 33.45°N 112.07°W (Elev. 1132 ft) | Forecast Valid: 12am MST Aug 14, 2010-6pm MST Aug 20, 2010 |
Saturday Effin Hot Hi 112 °F | 2:01Added to queue | Sunday Miserable Hi 113 °F | Sleepless Sunday Night Choking Dust Lo 89 °F | Monday Cooling trend Hi 110 °F | Tuesday Slight Chc Tstms Hi 109 °F Click here |
OK, the margins have been shortened but the gist of this is that Seattle ain't HOT, it is perfect.
ReplyDeleteThis went in an email to Arizona just to rub it in to their painful-sweaty-rash-covered-bodies just how very sweet it is in Washington State.
I am an asshole.
A happy, cool asshole.
There are abundantly obvious reasons why we smart & clever folks choose Seattle over Phoenix.
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